let down

I lived at this table for a week, studying for accounting Jr. Core exams, round 2.

We get to look at our graded tests today. Apparently, I could have spent more hours than I did at that table.

Even though I performed below average this time around, at least the Southwest airlines employees lining the tunnel from the planes to the Denver International Airport will still cheer for me.

Thanks, guys.

Thank goodness that today is 1/2 Price Refill Wednesday.

explosive tuesday

I was involved in two different explosions today. "Explosion of wit, charm, and style?" you are possibly thinking. "Vanity, maybe? Or perhaps cake?" Not today, folks. Real life, physics-involved explosions!

#1. Exploding Curling Iron
Clearly, luscious waves were not in my cards this morning, because my curling iron blew itself up. The "On" button was not producing its usual result this morning, even after testing it in all six bathroom outlets. Seeking to solve the problem, I wiggled the cord around at its connection point with the body of the curling iron while it was plugged in (I'm not very smart in the morning) and was met with a fire ball in my face. Luckily, nothing was singed or otherwise damaged. But whoa. I beheld spark turn to flame and smoke before I had finished my morning glass of Carnation Instant Breakfast.

#2. Exploding Beverage
This tale is not as exciting as my curling-iron-turned-flame-thrower, so I'm including pictures.

When I'm pressed for time in which to chill canned beverages, I put them in the freezer, but sometimes I leave them there for too long. I did that this weekend.

The good news is that I found it (hopefully) before any of my roommates discovered it and had time to resent me and my caffeinated cola. Also, I got to wear my floral-print rubber gloves, which was nice. It felt like cleaning day, which is one of my favorites. It also gave me an excuse to break from accounting and watch "Psych" on Netflix while I scraped and wiped frozen Dr. Pepper off of my roommates chicken.

And look! A stupid face to top off my excellent accounting break at home.

'tis the season

Yup, it's November, which means a long-awaited reunion with my beloved Christmas tree. Last Sunday, I pulled out my bags of ribbons and tied them into a cheerful, multi-textural garland.

Next came the sparkly baubles and snowflakes, doubled up on ornament hooks.

After a final primp of the greenery and placement of cheerful sprig on top of the tree, my festivity was in full swing.

*When do your decorations go up?
**Have you started listening to Christmas music yet?

saturday night

Saturday night finds me
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Excited for Thanksgiving
And then Christmas
Trying hard not to feel sick of school
Wishing I were asleep
Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper instead
Humming Christmas music
Understanding pensions (finally)
Glad tomorrow is Sunday
Missing Charlottes
Excited for pumpkin bread tomorrow
Looking forward to clean sheets tonight

Good night. Eventually.

for the harry potter fans out there

October 30 + 12 hours of audit studying + improvised emery board magic wand = Magic!

Crucio!

Wingardium Leviosa!

Accio "That Thing You Do, Extended Edition" !
Accio empty perfume canister!
Polyjuice potion!
Magic.