Monday, July 12, 2010

encounters of the em kind

AT WORK:
I work with a woman named Mo. (Short for Monette, which is pronounced "mo-nay") Some of the things she says make me laugh.

A) "My daughter-in-law is a beautiful singer. She wins karaoke contests all the time."
**I love that her second sentence apparently qualifies the first.**

B) Break room conversation--
Mo: What are you reading?
Me: The Gift of Asher Lev
Mo: The Gift of Actual Love?
**I quickly corrected her. I never want to be mistaken for someone who would read a
book called The Gift of Actual Love**

Also, Mo wore a wolf shirt last week. Seriously. A howling wolf in front of a majestic peak and full moon. All day, I kept wanting to ask her, "Are you aware of wolves?" I refrained. Who knows? Maybe her checkbook is "nothing but wolves." I wouldn't want to offend.

ON THE BUS:
Another woman I've met this summer is named Wanda. She rides my same bus route at the same times I do. Last month, I had the idea to start a summer series on my blog called "Commuter Profiles." I would interview one fellow bus patron each week share their stories with my lovely audience. Many times on the bus, I contemplate the lives of the other riders, and interviewing them would allow me to get a deeper look into them.

It didn't too long to realize that most bus riders consider their fellow commuters to be strangers, and therefore feel uncomfortable sharing personal information with them. I guess I'm the only one who feels the RTD bond with Wanda and co. I know from personal experience.

After about a week of harboring the idea of my Commuter Profiles series, I finally got up to courage to conduct my first interview. I selected Wanda because I had already introduced myself to her, and that day, the bus was nearly empty because we were nearing the end of the route.

It became evident right off that I made her uncomfortable. Hindsight tells me that I shouldn't have been so forward. Instead of saying, "Hi, Wanda! I write a blog, and am starting up a Commuter Profiles series. How would you like to be my first featured bus rider?" and pulling out a notebook and pen, I could have just started up a conversation, and taken mental notes. When I muster up courage for something, I sometimes end up with too much courage.

She let me ask some vague, impersonal questions, but I did not come away with the in-depth glimpse I was looking for. For example, when I asked her what sent her downtown everyday, she replied, "my job." I followed by asking what her job was. She replied, "finance." Poor Wanda. I think we were both glad when her stop arrived. Before she disembarked, however, I threw caution to the winds and said, "So I'm guessing a picture would be too personal?" She confirmed my assumption. Now, whenever I see her, it's like bumping into someone with whom I had a bad first date. It's awkward. But then it makes me laugh to myself.

8 comments:

jt said...

Emily, you're hilarious. I just love you. To death.

Denise said...

Even though I've heard these stories before, it still makes me laugh to relive them in print.

Charlotte said...

I can't tell you how much I love this post. Really.

Nicholas said...

Did Mo's shirt look like this one? http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve-Black/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1279080245&sr=8-1
If not, perhaps you should suggest it to her. I mean, it has 1,649 customer reviews! Seriously, you should read some of them. They are pretty good.
Thanks for the smile

Susan said...

You're just a nut! Jessie read this to me on Monday night and then I just had to re-read it again. I needed a good laugh after a long day at market.

It occurs to me that I could find many "interesting" persons to interview on the market travels.

I'll be waiting for the next "interview"!

Jill said...

This post is hilarious, a treat through and through.

Your tales of Monette and Wanda reminded me of my days riding the bus with interesting strangers and working some temp jobs with unusual people. Oh that I had been blogging back then and could have documented the funny!

I love the thought of Wanda shying away from you now thinking you're a strange white girl wanting to know about her life.

Melissa Marilyn said...

I just about fell of the couch at your recounting of personal courage. I'm glad that you can use this experience to reevaluate your approach for the new blog series. :)

You're hilarious!

michelle said...

DITTO to Jess's comment.