Status

Thanks to Facebook, I often find myself mentally resetting my status. I don't update my actually status too frequently, but in my head, it's always changing. (For those unfamiliar with Facebook, your status displays on your profile and home page and lets you share how you're doing, what you're thinking, or whatever else you want.)

These were my statuses for yesterday:

Emily Wood is cold and doesn't want to go back to bed.
Emily Wood did go back to bed, and is a 10-6 failure once again.
Emily Wood doesn't want to face life.
Emily Wood says "Happy Birthday, Mom!"
Emily Wood is skipping Stats lab.
Emily Wood wants to be snowed in with her family.
Emily Wood is freezing.
Emily Wood hates wind.
Emily Wood is thrilled that her boss is out sick, because now she can study for her stats test, eat Girl Scout cookies, and watch "Arrested Development" with Charlotte.
Emily Wood can't feel her face.
Emily Wood hates wind.
Emily Wood loves her Book of Mormon class, but not the guy who sits behind her and always smells like broccoli.
Emily Wood wants her scarf.
Emily Wood hates wind.
Emily Wood's brain doesn't work on account of spending an hour and a half on her Stats test.
Emily Wood has no more midterms left! On to finals!
Emily Wood actually gasped our loud when she saw a girl walking outside wearing a dress, no tights, and bare feet. Doesn't she know it's FREEZING?!
Emily Wood wants to be snowed in with her family.
Emily Wood loves her Mom.
Emily Wood is glad that she always goes to bed feeling better than when the day started.

*What's your status right now?*